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QUESTIONABLE FISH CO. · PROBABLY FRESH · EST. 1952
DOCK #7 FRAGILE HANDLE WITH CARE (OR DON'T. WE DON'T MIND.) HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS GOODS
VOL. 74 — NO. 001 EST. 1952 PRICE: ONE (1) FISH

THE QUESTIONABLE TIMES

FROM OUR DOCK — NEWS, UPDATES & QUESTIONABLE OPINIONS

WHY WE STARTED THIS. (AN EXPLANATION NOBODY ASKED FOR.)

It started, as most questionable ideas do, with a fish and too much free time. One overworked artist kept drawing fish — fish in hats, fish with regrets, fish celebrating birthdays against their will — and eventually the pile of drawings got big enough that it needed a company wrapped around it.

So we built one. Questionable Fish Co. exists to put original, hand-drawn fish art into the hands of people who understand that a tuna in a party hat is not a joke — it is a lifestyle.

Everything here is drawn by one human hand. No AI, no shortcuts, no "close enough." The fish would never forgive us, and frankly we're more afraid of them than of you.

THIS DOCK IS FOR EVERYBODY.

The sport fisherman with the lucky hat that hasn't been washed since 1998. The casual day fisher who considers "no fish, nice nap" a total victory. The weekend warrior with three hundred dollars of tackle and one (1) confirmed catch. The aquarium collector who introduces their tank by name, first and last.

Freshwater, saltwater, brackish, bathtub — if it has fins, we're fans. This dock is for all of you.

LOCAL TUNA CELEBRATES ANOTHER BIRTHDAY, REGRETS EVERYTHING.

DOCK #7 — Area tuna and Official Sea Creature of Birthdays Everywhere was spotted Tuesday wearing a party hat and blowing a party horn, witnesses report, "with the enthusiasm of a fish who has seen some things."

When asked for comment, the tuna declined, citing that it is a fish. The celebration has been memorialized in Collection 001: "Cod Help Us All."

GOLDFISH DEFINITELY RECOGNIZES OWNER, OWNER INSISTS.

LIVING ROOM, USA — Local aquarium enthusiast reports that his goldfish, Admiral Bubbles, "one hundred percent knows who I am." The Admiral, reached at his tank, swam in a circle and looked at a rock.

Experts confirm this is either profound interspecies friendship or a fish looking at a rock. This publication chooses friendship.

WEEKEND WARRIOR CATCHES NOTHING, DECLARES BEST DAY EVER.

THE LAKE — Despite six hours, four lures, two snagged lines, and zero fish, area weekend warrior described Saturday as "honestly perfect." Sources confirm the cooler contained more sandwiches than bait.

The fish, who watched the entire thing from below, agreed it was a lovely day.

NOTICES & CORRECTIONS

• Collection 001 "Cod Help Us All" is live and remains Highly Suspicious. • Collections 002 and 003 are in the sketchbook and cannot be rushed, bribed, or negotiated with. • A previous edition referred to a herring as "basically a sardine." We regret the error. The herring does too. • All art in this publication and everywhere else we exist is original and hand-drawn. No AI. Ever. This is the one thing we will always be completely serious about.